LordHayden's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Die, Jonas, DIE!]

You are a pioneer.

You have acted on the hate you have for them and I commend you for that. I'm going to make a Flash about killing the Jonas Bros. too.
How about killing Other teen stars too.
And your animation is good. I like it. Keep it up.

[KILL TOONS 1]

I love this!

This is good! Finally, Road Runner gets it!

[The Credibles]

Great!

I wish the animation was a little better, but other than awesome movie! I liked best the part where Violet was looking at Tony Rydinger without his clothes on!
Yeah, this is very good!

[Starcraft War]

Yeah, but that won't happen.

What happens when they refuse to fight? First of all, what's a marine doing in the Starcraft Universe?
Other than that, very funny idea. Good stuff.

[Mickey VS Goofy!]

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Would've. been good if you put a preloader, and also finished it. You shouldn't have bothered posting what is incomplete.

[Toonslayer]

I'm not sure...

YOu get 10 stars entirely on account of the graphics, which are indeed excellent.
But, you got the colors of the PokeBall and Pikachu wrong.
But good, though, though I wish it wouldn't keep repeating.

[Quasimodo's Quasi Advice]

Pathetic and gross

Any airship with an insulting message like that on its side ought not to be left to fly freely about the sky. The ranger was right to shoot it down. Yeah, go ahead. Say my review is useless, but I still stand by my opinion.

von-Brunk responds:

What, is your mom actually a slut or something? I mean, if that's the case, I could see how one would find that offensive. Damn, I thought the whole Homo-Nazi tailfin thing would do it for most folks, but unfortunately I underestimated your minor Oedipus Complex.

[they killed mickey mouse!]

What a funny.

Oh dear. Mickey in his real form lying dead. I wonder what caused Mickey Mouse to expire.

[Sickey Mouse]

A real laugh!

Sickey Mouse had me laughing from beginning to end, especially when Sickey got his hands on a gun. KILL 'EM, SICKEY, KILL EM!!!!

[Urban Myths: Disney]

Good, but you're slinging mud at the wrong Disney.

Come on, tiffany. This is all well and good, but you're pointing a crooked finger at the wrong Disney. The Disney from the old school until like, the '90s, was good. It's the one of today, which is spewing out shit at the speed of lightning, which needs o be dissed. But good stuff, though. I'll vote 4 for this.