Tramping through the woods late at night, clutching Yuki's hand, I was wondering where we were headed. I asked her.
"Don't you worry about that," she told me, clutching my hand possessively as we continued trudging.
I, however, was not too sure. I had no idea where we were, and we must have been walking for at least half an hour.
"She'd better have a good reason for doing this," I thought.
I looked ahead and suddenly spied a lone shack in a clearing. It was all dark and not a sign of life stirred about it. Yuki seemed to be pulling me to it.
"We're here," she announced.
"What!?" I was incredulous. "You made me trek all through those woods for so long just to make me see A SHACK??"
"No," she retorted. "It's what we're going to do in it," she explained.
She pulled me to the door which was a pack of roughly hewn and crudely joined planks, and pushed it open.
Of course, it was pitch dark inside.
Yuki seemed to know the place quite well, for she told me stay put while she fumbled around for a lantern, which she then lit.
Once she did, I looked around, and saw the place was completely devoid of any furniture.
"Okay, so what are we going to do here that we can't do anywhere else?" I asked.
Yuki sat on the floor, her back against the wall, and motioned for me to join her.
Then she started.
"Kluff," she asked me, "have you ever kissed a girl before?"
"Well, our manager wants me to..." I began, but before I could finish, Yuki grabbed me and planted a bit wet one on my mouth.
"So you brought me all the way up here just to kiss me?" I asked.
"Not just to do that," she replied.

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